What is Reblocka?
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Reblocka is the romanized contraction of the name "rebecka" and the phrase cock block, it is the core of the cock block philosophy practiced by Reblockas. It has its origins in early 20th century Americana, when famed orator of the word, Rebecka K. Dickstoperson, went into a religious frenzy of criminalizing all immoral activity. She had success with tacking on a footnote to the 18th amendment. Which read as follows.
Section 1. After one year from the ratification of this article the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the United States and all territory subject to the jurisdiction thereof for beverage purposes is hereby prohibited.
Section 2. The Congress and the several States shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
Section 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States by the Congress.
section 4. As with any illicit, and immoral activity, it shall be the power of Rebecka K. Dickstoperson, to rule by her own judgment, who can commit the act of sexual intercourse. Hereby making all penises in the land inoperative, and unauthorized sexual intercourse illegal.
The success was short lived however, when the 21th amendment to the constitution was added. The impact of the 18th amendment was clear: Horny, thirsty men, never want to work. By 1933, America had entered into the great depression. The bill was latter titled "The Reblocka". Earning the scorn of every man in the nation, Rebecka was latter publicly Censured by Congress, and the Senate, unanimously, citing her religious escapee destroyed the economy, the sex industry, and overall morale. Though Dickstoperson has been dead for many years. She has few decedents in the central Texas area. The Dickstoperson foundation helps train people in the art of "Reblocka". The followers, known as Reblockas, all have changed their name to Rebecka, man and woman alike. Though the Reblockas have dropped the religious overtones that Dickstoperson once carried, they have adopted enforcing and controlling the chastity of others. Aside from having to adopt their philosophy, a reblocka inductee must be at least the weight of two full grown males, and half as tall. The foundation has only one loyal member who resides on the outskirts of a Central Texas city.
"Man I was totally on the way to get that bitch with the FUPA, but that other bitch came in start talking, and ran a stealth reblocka on my shit."
"Man that bitch put the breaks on my game with that reblocka."
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