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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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(n.) A woman of questionable purity whose popularity with the opposite sex is due entirely to the most highly-developed aspect of her a..
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To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe co..
