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Oral sex, but with flowers.
floral sex was so great last night. I stuck some flowers up her vagina and started licking it.
See oral s..
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudl..
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An ancient Greek tradition where a man uses his hands to stretch out and pull his scrotum into a bowl or cup shape. Wine is then poured..
