What is Recession Beard?
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A beard grown after being laid off, due to the lack of need to maintain a certain caliber of appearance. Most commonly found during
Tom: I lost my job at the auto plant a few weeks ago.
Bill: So, that would explain that scrappy thing on your jaw.
Tom: Yeah, it's my Recession Beard. Is it really that scrappy?
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the phenomenon of a man's penis shortening as his stomach sticks our more and more
Since he gained 20 pounds he has had a 2 inch l..