Recession Car

What is Recession Car?

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A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

See baller status, broke, broke as a joke, recession, embarrassment
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