Recession Muff

What is Recession Muff?

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

See economy, recession, vagina, pubes

Zoomtard

1. (n) A fast retard Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest. See Doug 2. To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental compet..

5 Minutes In And Out

1. To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare ..

Pushin' Rope

1. The act of trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid (limp) penis. General used for someone unable to perform the task. By t..

Recession Muff Edit Meaning