Recession Muff

What is Recession Muff?

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

See economy, recession, vagina, pubes

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