Recontarded

What is Recontarded?

- A word mixed between retard and contarded.

Oh My God dude stop acting so recontarded.

OR

This phone is recontarded.

See recontarded, funny, mean, your mom, =

Unlesbian

1. the act in which to turn a lesbian into a straight man hunting whore. lamar's going to try and make jess unlesbian. See straight..

I'd Spit In Her Cunt

1. I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!" See sex, vagina..

One-eyed Willy

1. A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby tr..

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