Record Deal

What is Record Deal?


1.

1. Something to be highly suspicious of

2. Something someone offers to a band in order to steal all their songs, their souls and their will to live and then proceed to make alot of money from it.

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Band Person: "Someone offered me a record deal today, I rock"

Band person's friend: "Dude, tear it up and burn it"

2:

Music Industry Guy: "Hey kids, you're gonna be rockstars.. if you sign here."

Innocent band: "Ooh, yes please. We'll be rich!"

Music Industry Guy: "Mwaahahahahaha! See you in HELL!"


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