Record Player

What is Record Player?

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when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.

yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.
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