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When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.
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A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.
"I just lay there like..
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The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.
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