Rectal Crouton

What is Rectal Crouton?

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

Inveigle

1. 1. To persuade by ingenuity or flattery; to entice. 2. To obtain by ingenuity or flattery. Chris tried to inveigle Irene into sex, but..

Monserification

1. Nibbling the clitoris He performs monserification well!..

Mr. T-ing

1. The act of giving a woman multiple necklaces of male ejaculation. ex. 1 Guy 1: Have you been Mr. T-ing that chick last night? Guy 2: ..

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