Rectal Crouton

What is Rectal Crouton?

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

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Humdinger

1. Something that is extraordinary. Dan had a humdinger of a penis. 2. A term used by yokels or rednecks to describe a good time, though..

Gyroid

1. A dancing statue-thing that comes with your house in Animal Crossing. It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a fire-hydrant..

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