Rectal Gnome

What is Rectal Gnome?

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a Mortification show, or someone's rectum..

"Nobody likes you....you're worthless....damn Rectal Gnome"

also see Bung Hobgoblin

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Zuffle Coat

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Blues

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