Rectal Haberdashery

What is Rectal Haberdashery?

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.

Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

See asshat, haberdashery, rectal, ass, hat

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