Rectal Haberdashery

What is Rectal Haberdashery?

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.

Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

See asshat, haberdashery, rectal, ass, hat

3 Days

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Durick

1. To come in late, work from home, or work "virtual". ie. Avoid work if at all possible "I pulled a Durick the other day&q..

Ill-will

1. Hatred, malicious utterings. Ye olde witch bring ye ill-will te thy nag! See Kung-Fu Jesus..

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