Rectal Rover

What is Rectal Rover?

1. One who engages in the act of roving in someones anus, usually with the use of their pork sword.

2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office

1. "Man, last night I fucked your mom in the ass. I roved around in her rectum for three hours!"

2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"

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