Rectal Salsa

What is Rectal Salsa?


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The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martinito make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.


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