Rectal Shpritz

What is Rectal Shpritz?


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The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

See dump, shits, drop a load, bombs away


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