What is Rectal Shpritz?
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The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.
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A person, animal or alien whose parents have been tragically killed, but can now perservere in franchise rights until the New Milenium.
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An adjective describing the way someone acts when they are high...
She was going all kurfluffer after that party man......
