What is Rectal Shpritz?
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The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.
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That one time in your life on an online game when you lag 7 times in a row in less than 4 seconds. (Very common in dial up cases)
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A glaring look.
All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.
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