What is Rectal Shpritz?
1.
The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.
See
Random Words:
1.
Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on o..
1.
The act of penatrating an under age vaginal canal, only to bust a nut through masterbation because she sucks. Then minutes later going ..