What is Rectal Shpritz?
1.
The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.
See
Random Words:
1.
When a girl is Leading up to or actually on there Period.
Boy: Why have you been so Moody latley?
Girl: Im Menestrating
See period, t..
1.
harry crotch
hair infested genitalia
gross people..
1.
aka a womans private area, also known as gash...
bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon
2..
