What is Rectal Shpritz?
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The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.
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poptarts with ketchup
*french accent* ehh, i'll make you the famous quebec pizza,
it's poptart with the ketchup, good.
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A female or feminine male that is one with the fucktardity.
Someone who basically radiates fucktardity.
Lindsay Lohan.
"I hear L..
