Rectal Shpritz

What is Rectal Shpritz?

1.

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

See dump, shits, drop a load, bombs away
7

Random Words:

Rhino Toe
1. The opposite of camel toe. its alway a fat chick. My buddy and I was eating lunch and I said “man look at that fat bitches rhino toe”..
Read more
Abracent
1. The act in which you sit next to someone on the side of their seat, in a flirtatious manner... Sam was sitting abracent on Joe's c..
Read more
Katy Steele
1. The most perfect woman who sings for the most perfect band and writes all their most perfect songs. Words cannot describe her perfection..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free