Rectal Smog

What is Rectal Smog?

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

See fart, toot, pass gas, shit your pants, let one go

Zappy

1. The state of being happily drunk. I'd have to be zappy as hell to watch bear porn...

Rectum Invasion

1. When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will. I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion See Andy..

There's A Cream For That

1. Really funny thing to say instead of saying "Thats what she said." (BOB) This is hard (LUKE) "There's a Cream For ..

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