What is Rectomite?
1.
A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.
Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!
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2.
Very similar in texture to Marmite but tastes slighty better
This Marmite tastes like the Aldi version of most stuff you buy there, its Rectomite"
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