Rectum Apocalypse

What is Rectum Apocalypse?


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A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.

Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"

Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"

See apocalypse, rectum, apocolypse, apocalyptic, anal, armageddon


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