Rectum Cake

What is Rectum Cake?


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This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:

-Cheesecake

-Kit Kat bars

-a human finger

-etc (not too hard, not too soft)

Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).

Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'

Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'

Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'

Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'

Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

See spliff, sauerbraten, ralph fiennes


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