What is Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him!?


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This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

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A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

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