What is Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him!?
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This is the punchline of complete joke:
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
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A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
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