What is Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him!?


1.

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

2.

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....

Phase 3 profit!


17

Random Words:

1. Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he..
1. A hot midget whore who loves everything about men. Omg check out that Zople, she's licking Ryan again. See midget, sexy, girl, lu..
1. One who is spontaneous, loving, and gorgeous. Very rare in many places. One of a kind. Priceless. ALL MINE!! The Xtreme Rebel is the se..