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Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that wi..
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A Man Preps Himself For Sex By Pleasuring Himself Almost To The Point Of Orgasm,Then Enters The Woman For Two Or Three Pumps Before Cumm..
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go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the ..