Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Vianey

1. incessant whining and complaning quit being a vianey. See angelo..

Egg And Chips

1. To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank Fancy..

Zepsora

1. Random beyond belief. Can have perfect logic or make no sense at all. Usually Humorous. Wow! She is so zepsora she just took off chasin..

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