Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Congogulate

1. To gather rambunctiously. Hey, lets go congogulate with that group of stoners in front of Wal-Mart. See cabbage, stoners, gather, grou..

Hot Snake In My Rubber

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W.w.j.d.

1. What would Jesus Do? Used on Christian bracelets,necklaces among other things. I saw this guy in the theater talking on his cell phone...

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