Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Intoxitext

1. When someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, sexual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until t..

Fdot

1. The past tense of forget. Oh, crap in a bucket, I fdot my shoes at the bar again. See forget, remember, forgotted, forgotten, forgetfu..

Orlyx

1. A male who recieves sexual favours from other males in the United States Air Force. Usually for wooden pennies. Orlyx: Hi, Im Orlyx, w..

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