Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Rip Him A New Bellybutton

1. The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Si..

I Didn't Know You Were Emo

1. When in a state of utter failure or just feeling like crap, rubbing your hand across your wrist like your cutting it and as a joke someo..

Meatball Puppies

1. usually when your female lady friend with big jugs is cold and you need some extra protein on your plate of spaghet if you know what i m..

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