Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Ignert

1. short for ignorant, used in the south. You ain't watching the NASCAR race today, what is you ignert? See ignorant, stupid, dumb, ..

Kinko Batting

1. Kinky sex using a bat as a woopie stick (skin lolipop). While doing it deep throat style. Wow sloan's mom is kinko batting tonigh..

Ishrat

1. the soul of the devil covered up with a smile ishrat hit me with a tennis ball See evil, tennis, sketchy, weird, hi..

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