Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Michaella

1. Very smart, and cute. Loves to be around boys. Best girlfriend ever, hot and sexy. Every boy wants her. Boy 1: I want a Michaella!! Bo..

Gbrb

1. When you say you will be right back, but then it takes you over an hour. Hey guys I'll be right back... *2 hours later* Whoa, I&..

Sponge Head

1. Person who is slow of mind; Head as useful as a sponge. Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot. See Ben 2. Derog..

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