Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Leoning

1. To dig out the best piece of cookie dough in a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Then to drop it on the floor. Then realize..

Rock Sauce

1. Something that rocks so much, and is so cool , that it is practically oozing Rock Sauce. Wow, that car is rock sauce! I want one. See..

Tummy-snake

1. (tŭm'ē)-(sneyk); Has two distinct definitions: 1. A very long, lenghty, and stringy turd that when still inside one's intes..

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