Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Zackley's Disease

1. Pungent feet stench, that can drive away normal humans on a range of 15 meters, and allure carcass-eating beasts like vultures and hyeen..

Intellectual Superbeing

1. The urban dictionary nick name for Trisha... who is some really bitchy Jamaican girl from comstock park that thinks you're a dumbas..

Febreshen

1. To "freshen" oneself with "frebreze" Yo son, I didn't have time to shower, so I had to febreshen myself. See ..

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