Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Norbulate

1. to change channels mindlessly on the boob tube via remote I norbulate when I am unable to find the TV guide See channel surfing, stay ..

Mouselifter

1. A guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. A lot of these people who t..

Jayson Blair

1. The act of blatantly state something as fact even though you have not even the vaguest idea what you are talking about. Named after the..

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