Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Eeven Schleeven Gleevan

1. 1. When some one who knows no German language at all, and they attempt to say something German. 2. When some one disses the stupid Germ..

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1. Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween. Why don&ap..

Amerna Merna Mer

1. the response to someone talkin' pure quagmire and generally being a bellend..as opposed to 'shut up' or pipe down '..

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