Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Zippered Up

1. To be murdered due to an act of disrespect and placed in a coroner's bag. If that punk bitch keeps fuckin around and don't pa..

Goms

1. Simply means "Get off my screen" "bald Britney Spears, GOMS!" See get, off, my, screen, now 2. Acronym for "..

Chonte

1. nickname for this goofy mexican guy from El Llano. his mom makes up crazy names for everyone in their family... his brother tonio is cal..

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