Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

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Vanitarian

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1. An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms. This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, ..

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