Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Jack Duke

1. Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue. This camping trip'..

Benciabibba

1. A fat person who farts alot and is by chance named Ben. a Person who claps alot and makes lots of unnecasary noises and is by chance nam..

Slack Mole

1. A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probabl..

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