Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Sweaty Colin

1. Greasy person who talks very strangely and pretends to be a paedophile. Quick! Run! Sweaty Colin is on the loose! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!..

Furry Sausage Wallet

1. pussy, vagina twat..

Criggitty

1. Crackhead or base head, the movment a crackhead makes when high on crack. The unbalanced walk of a junkie. Word! The criggitty jus pop ..

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