Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Zapatos

1. Zapatos is another word for shoes. Ahhhh I got shit on my zapatos. 2. Spanish word for "shoes" If you grew up with holes i..

Vmz

1. vmz stands for Vai maicho, zabiese! Literally it means Oh mommy, my teeth!, but it is used as the Bulgarian equivalent of omg or better..

Lost Her String

1. A women who is acting like a bitch. Assumed that she is "on the rag" and lost the string to her tampon. Dan: "That girl..

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