Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Psuedomarried

1. What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're ..

Orlena

1. When two or more hernias get together and herniate together to the song "I got you babe" including a giant YuugiOu orgy. It ca..

Elizibeth

1. Girl with huge tits and has sex daily. Did you see that girl Elizibeth, she had huge boobs. See Jordan..

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