Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Kampstrip

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Zepha

1. A fart(n) or to fart(v) Usually, a zepha is particularly atrocious and could be considered a crime against humanity. a zephyr is a ligh..

Eyeshot

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