Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

The Special Goodness

1. The side band of the drummer of Weezer-Pat Wilson and the drummer of Offspring-Atom Willard. Their latest cd was titled "Land, Air..

Vannana

1. Akward moments with Michael Vann This is vannana I can't handle the vannana-ness..

Babe Snatcher

1. Usually the Head Roadie for a band on tour. The guys who snipe babes from the audience to go back stage and guzzle nuts. Paul McCartney..

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