Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Ioannis G.

1. Cheap lard-ass Greek creature who dates a woman with an extremely large nose and no brain. While drinking heavily one night at the bar,..

Yahya

1. Noun: A very sexy Iranian man who enjoys spanking girls and anal play. Omigod, he's so hot! What a Yahya!!! See pervert, hottie, ..

The Dubya Dodge

1. motion used to aviod flying shoes My girl went crazy whipped shoes n all i could do was the dubya dodge See george, w, bush, shoe, dod..

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