Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Tonsil Patroling

1. When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is ..

Angry Abe Lincoln

1. A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum..

Deaf Pirate

1. A sex act with one female and 2 or more males. When cumming you shoot a phat load into each of her ears causing her to be unable to hear..

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