Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Phadunk

1. Slapping someone on the top of their head with one's excited penis. I nearly knocked her out when i phadunked her!..

Aisha H

1. Basically, the coolest person in the world. She basicaly OWNS at golf too! Whenever she hangs out with my sister she wears her crown and..

Kchuu

1. A sound one uses in expression of frustration or disappointment at the actions of another. Jeff: dayum boy i'd tap dat shit all da..

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