Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Compacted

1. When receiving anal sex your faeces gets compacted. I took it up the Khyber last night and man I’m compacted. See anal sex, fudge pa..

Smunchkin

1. Also known as a Hollie or Holliebeam/s. A very sexy woman with gorgeous boobs and the tastiest pussy you will ever find. The best sex of..

Botcher

1. a scene/emo pimp. John Franklin Martinez is such a botcher, by the way he always lets these scene chicks own him on Myspace. See botch..

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