Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Quasi-porn

1. Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn..

Molddicious

1. Indescribably good, positive, affirmative (derived from "some old dishes") Thanks for the evening, babe. It was molddicious. ..

Zjeh

1. A fancy way of saying "the" but with an austrian accent, spelled phoenetically Ju are zjeh foolz! Jess, zjeh foolz are fvool..

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