Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Goatstick

1. One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted. That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick. See goat, dumbass, kelso..

Arctic Tan

1. when someones really pale hana - i just got back from spain yesterday check out my tan jane - im so pale i look like ive been 2 north..

Egbert

1. The right testicleof a normal male. This name was created in 1779 when President George Washington thought it unfair that the " lef..

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