Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Ownzer

1. to "own", win by alot haha, i ownzer'ed you..

Russian Candycane

1. When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and..

Lullcut

1. Someone whose penis has been chopped off with a sharp object. "Your dick is so small you look like a lullcut! See lulli, luli, lu..

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