Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

W'ever

1. A conjunction of the words "what" and "ever" Normally used when you disagree with someone. Whatcha need? Going to..

Upcun

1. When a woman is "up herself" (Up Cunt = Upcun) A girl walks past and pushes you out of the way You: Boy she's Upcun S..

Z - Grade Celebrity

1. a so called celeribity from shows like Big Brother, only popular for the time the show is on, but when its over they are never heard off..

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