Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Queef Bagel

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

Pratz

1. Pratz is a hyperbole-like word, it exaggerates any previous statement. Raas, blad. Dat made me laff man pratz! See bare, alot, loads..

Vajoyjoy

1. another word for vagina. like vajayjay. but happier "Yo I bet that bitch has a splendid vajoyjoy" See vagina, sex, jesus chr..

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