Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Dolkass

1. One who is excessivley inconsiderate of others, rude, over-bearing, and spits alot when speaking. Said people are often regarded as the ..

Hetrosexist

1. anyone that is gay or bisexual and is mean or rude to anyone that is hetrosexual (straight)or someone that discriminates hetrosexuals. ..

Self Fellatio

1. The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible. Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself." Gu..

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