Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Curricular Cramming

1. When teachers rush to fit everything in the curriculum because they didn't plan when to teach it ahead of time. Hey, Ted, wanna ha..

Pig Axe

1. In the same theme as the penis is called ham javelin, pork sword etc.. this is another swine themed acronym for the old chopper himself ..

Exhaustaphile

1. A man who has an unnatural sexual urge towards his car to the extent that he engages in coitus with the exhaust pipe. This is Barry, he..

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