Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Spautistic

1. The inability to become interested in or excited by sporting activities. In the same way that sufferers of autism have trouble empathisi..

[jenna]

1. the most amazing, beautiful, and dedicated wife on the planet. dayummmm hes lucky to be married to jenna, daWg. See amazing, beautiful..

Plofme

1. Pull the fuck up off me. Get off my back. Usually said in a joking matter. Plofme mother fucker. Plofme bitch. See get away, fuck you,..

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