Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Oblivious Drop

1. when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knockin..

Ivany

1. an adjective used to describe a very cocky person, or someone who brags A LOT! That guy brags so much about his basket-ball skills, he&..

Flibblegick

1. 1. The act when a male is intoxicated and has sexual intercourse with somebody, and half-way through, he sobers up, realising his partne..

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