Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Zhned$$

1. Unit of currency equal to 1 US Dollar. I need more money, I only have 2 zhned$$ on me...

Dicho

1. An elderly Chinese-American man found in the burgs of densly populated urban zones with a high Chinese population. Generally silent and ..

Jump In My Car

1. The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women. Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the ..

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