Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Vext

1. To vent via text messaging. Can feel vexed when doing so. I spent all day vexting to my friends about my job. See text messaging, text..

Van-y

1. One who brings a bomb to work in an effort to blow up Big Boss. That guy pulled a Van-Y trying to bring a bomb to work. See unibomber,..

Oteegee

1. Oh - TEE - gee. Stands for off the grid which essentially stands for phenomenally creative and unique - beyond comparison. Oteegee is..

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