Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Qrk

1. A term given to any group of friends who are more mature and goal orientated than you are. They prefer face to face d&m's (WTF?..

Mechtrix

1. Sarcastic, enraged, miserable office-drone bastard. That guy's job sucks, he must feel like Mechtrix. See Mechtrix..

Oppo

1. Friend (orignally military) (From "Opposite Number") This is a picture of me and my oppo in the desert 2. In baseball,when ..

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