Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Zinkadink

1. The act of sucking another man's penis; "suck a dick" Paul zinkadinked Andrew for $50 See blowjob, gay, money, fat fuck..

Eat Ass

1. To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself) Dick's favo..

Queefless

1. Unable to queef ; never having queefed Mrs. Rogers of New Mexico is the only known alive female to be queefless!!!!!! See queef, queef..

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