Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Catch Ya Later

1. this is a phrase we used in the 50s -- "catch ya later" means "I'll see you later" -- a common parting shot. I..

Brown Canyon

1. The inside of someones rectal cavity. "Paulo,your brown canyon is looking a bit sore today, do you want me to rub some vaceline in..

Ninnymuffin

1. A perfect word that can be used in a setting where vulgarity could cause embarrassment. If in the company of grandparents, parents, aut..

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