Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Jerkpod

1. A jerk for the new millenium. The same way the iPod is the music listening device for a new millenium. You jerkpod, you took my last b..

Onesy

1. a one hitter; a pipe used for smoking marijuana Did you bring onesy? Make sure onesy is packed full of funsy. See one hitter, pipe, s..

Reverse Pterodactyl

1. a girl eats poop, while it's in her mouth she gives you a blow job, then you stick in in her butt. pretty simple...and gross "..

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