Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Virgin Mega Store

1. An all girls catholic school. Did you see anything or one you liked in the Virgin Mega Store?..

Trouser Mouse

1. Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head. Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie...

Prample

1. A shiny glittery sticker paper, usually used for band promotional materials. Yo, check out this prample 311 sticker, dog!..

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