Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Land Oyster

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Vomit Vagina

1. Letting someone throw up in a girls vagina, then eating her out. Courtney Cordero is legendary for this Eric why does your breath stan..

Quiglley

1. I dumb fuck who was no live and rotates with his mom wow mike is a real quiglley did you knwo what he did on tuesday. See rotate, reta..

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