Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Llama Song

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Doomed Up

1. A more intense word for ugly. That lady had a big smile with three teeth missing. She was doomed up. See ugly, monster..

Zach & Austin

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