Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

2/10

1. How much this beautiful girl May has finished of her paper. "Hey, May! How's it going?" "2/10" See Ali Baba..

Zummy

1. A very short basketball player that can move around the court with wreckless abandon. Yo! Zummy can play. He look like mugsy. See Mac..

Obama Eff Up

1. When a barackhead says something that is easily shown to be untrue, but refuses to admit it despite being shown they were wrong. barack..

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