Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Go Make Me A Sandwich

1. A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete p..

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

Canetoad

1. An Australianism or Aussieism for someone that resides or is born in Queensland. Comes originally from a football war between two Austr..

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