Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Zounds

1. A good Shakespearean-sounding curse. Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to ..

Hazel Blears

1. Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test. Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salfor..

Kurwa

1. There are 3 main meanings for the polish word kurwa: 1. literally a whore, prostitute 2. a highly offensive term for a woman 3. u..

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