Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Half Tard

1. Someone who isnt worthey enough to be called a retard and they are just a half tard Gosh casey, ur such and effing half tard..

U.d.i.

1. Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection "Hone..

Flexcapasitor

1. when a person's thong is way to far out of the back of your jeans...resembling doc's greatest invention! when jes was bending..

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