Rectum Scale

What is Rectum Scale?

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Queef Nugget

1. A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulat..

W.t.g.f.

1. Acronym, or code, for "Wants to Get Fucked". A sarcastic code between guys to describe a woman who is dressed provocatively o..

Yarrrrgasm

1. To passionately and publicly vocalize one's displeasure with Long John Silver's Baja Fish Taco Crumblies. Bob was so grossed ..

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