Rectum Spelunker

What is Rectum Spelunker?


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One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557

He's a rectum spelunker alright.

See butt pirate, booble, fun, amazing


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