Red As A Baboon's Arse Edit Meaning

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similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!

Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

See baboon, babboon, arse, ring, ape, monkey