What is Red Balloon?
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A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.
Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.
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an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.
Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.
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N. When a chick with rather large breasts is wearing a low-cut shirt- anything that can be thrown down said chick's shirt
Cleavage..
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A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body
Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
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