What is Red Balls?
1.
Cocaine in a can baby!
Cocaine is an incredible drug.
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2.
A skit on the popular Chapelle's show
"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"
Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"
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1. Cocaine in a can as seen on Chappelle's Show.
2. Red Bull + Bawls. A great combonation loaded with caffeine.
1. Red Balls Got Me!
2. Man I drank some Red Balls/Bawls and I couldn't fall asleep until 7a.m.
4.
Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.
In effect the opposite to
While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.
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5.
A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).
Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.
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A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).
Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.
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Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.
Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.
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