Red Carpet

What is Red Carpet?


1.

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.

I was eating red carpet last night.

See monthlies, mensies, red badge of courage, reds

2.

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.

"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."

See red hair, redhead, pubes, pubic hair, carpet

3.

An extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.

She is definitely red carpet. I'd take her home to momma.

See red carpet, hottie, shorty, babe, boo

4.

when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.

therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"

James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?

Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross

James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem

Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.

JAmes:Nice.

See skank, brazillian, gross, women, sex


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