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A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife
Here you go my dear, I've made yo..
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Term commonly used in place of 'Internet Explorer', Microsoft's shitty web browser that does nothing but serve you popups..
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An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.
Elric and Brian were taking a shower with..