What is Red Eye Surprise?
1.
The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
See
Random Words:
1.
Not alone. Not unhappy. Comfortable with who you are with. Relaxed around each other. Able to fart in front on another. Loving. Happy. C..
1.
When someone is shit scared or in a scary situation, they are going to crap in they're pants.
He was bricking it, before I even to..
