What is Red Grasshopper Suprise?
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If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!
How'd ya go last night?
He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!
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When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
Holy SHIT!!! W..
