What is Red Grasshopper Suprise?
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If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!
How'd ya go last night?
He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!
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The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the play..
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nutsack-related funny business
Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say..
