What is Red Guacomole?
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when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood
Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!
Dude that SUCKS!
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A body of imagined events, some real but mostly not, related to sexual release.
The fiction that explains how all men are the universe&..
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When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.
Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty g..
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A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.
Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load ..
