What is Red John?
1.
A person who gets so drunk on Red Bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.
I walked out of my room last night and there was a Red John sleeping on the floor so I kicked him really hard in the stomache.
2.
One who LOVES the cock any way they can get it
your pullin a red john with those pants
3.
A 19-year old dude who looks like a 12-year old boy, wears women's clothing, and has a righteous funk about him.
Man, if you don't wash yourself, your gonna smell like Red John.
Random Words:
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A used tampon.
Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".
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