Red Lobster Edit Meaning

1.

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------

Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster

Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good

Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

See red lobster, rolls, seafood

2.

A special form of fellatio in which the giver uses lots of teeth, and then finishes the recipient off by giving his cock an indian sunburn.

Lobsterfest was alot more fun at the other Red Lobster

See fellatio, blowjob, toothy, bdsm, lobster, sex, pain

3.

The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.

Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!

See period, crabs, sex, intercourse, red lobster

4.

When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"

See red, lobster, orgasm, freaky

5.

Often reffered to as "ghetto seafood". A place where rednecks, uneducated, ghetto, and often illiterate people go on special occasions, birthdays, aniversarries, weddings. Redlobster is a restaurant which specializes in serving food to the lower portion of society which is why they serve what customers reffer to as, "fried skrimps" with "smashed pertaters". If fathers day is the most confusing holiday for you, or if your entire extended family consists of five people which live in the same double-wide, your favorite restaurant is most likely red lobster.

"Hey hunny happy aniverarry were going to red lobster!!!"

"I want fried skrimps and katchurp with smashed pertators!"

"Keep the buds coming the drunker i get the more romaterk it gets."

"That boy done serve us good whats a good tip on 70, 2 dollars! we cant all be millionianares!!!"

See redneck, rednecks, trailer trash, fried

6.

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').

You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.

See red lobster, red, lobster, std, sexually transmitted disease, sex, fucking

7.

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

See menstruating, pinch, fisting, sex