What is Red Mushroom?
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A red mushroom is when a male cant get hard so he slaps his woman across the face with his jimmer-jammer untill it gets hard leaving a red mark resembling a mushroom.
"Dude, I couldn't get hard so i gave Angelina a red mushroom last night."
"Who?"
"Angelina, you know, the slut bomb."
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The coolest guy ever. He quotes stuff every day and is very sexy. Yum.
gdh ur teh sex..
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being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.
"back when i was knee high to a gras..
