What is Red Noodle?
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A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.
Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me
Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!
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Comes Hybredas standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.
Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought..
