Red Penis

What is Red Penis?


1.

when you jack off to hard you bleed

" Girl- Baby what happened?

Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis

Girl- OH SNAP!"

See red, jack off, mom, sex, i dont know


66

Random Words:

1. 1. (v.) To connect two pieces of electronic equipment that previously were considered incompatible, usually in pursuit of some electro-o..
1. when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend. Bob: Have you seen Jim? Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You&a..
1. A sad little Indian child in need of manly love. The child fears the touch that of a woman. Apparently, It prefers to be rubbed against ..