Red Penis

What is Red Penis?

when you jack off to hard you bleed

" Girl- Baby what happened?

Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis

Girl- OH SNAP!"

See red, jack off, mom, sex, i dont know

Jolly Rancher Status

1. When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher. Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee..

Queezies

1. Crossed fingers that instantly make you immune to being tagged in games like Off Ground Touch, Forty-Forty, Cops and Robbers, Stuck in t..

Schwizmeg

1. feeling a chick's tarts "hey man how'd it go with lacey?" "dude..." "what? tell me bro" &quo..

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