Red Penis

What is Red Penis?

when you jack off to hard you bleed

" Girl- Baby what happened?

Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis

Girl- OH SNAP!"

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Granwich

1. a sex sandwich between two grannies. I was hungry so I stopped by leisure world and picked up a granwich. See manwich, sandwich..

U-turn Dick

1. describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a h..

Tofu Nugget

1. fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time. I really hope my boy f..

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