What is Red River Shootout?
1.
When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)
(His semen shoots at her red river)
The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!
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2.
Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.
"They're upstairs doing it"
"I thought he said she was on her period"
"I guess it's a Red River Shootout"
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3.
A game played once a year in which
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
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4.
1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as
Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
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