Red Shafting

What is Red Shafting?

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a ' ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)

Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"

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Sfhm

1. She Fuckin' Hates Me Andy: Dude, you hook up with BB yet? Pat: No man, sfhm. Andy: That sucks. Especially since she likes me ..

Balls No!

1. fuck no. hell no. or sometimes even "go fuck yourself". Will you have sex with me? balls no! See penis pump, tossed salad..

Ultraspiffy

1. {ul·tra·spiff·y} Adj. 1. used when describing one who is cool, elite, & all around a kick ass person. brit is so ultraspiffy ! See..

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