What is Red Snapper?
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After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.
The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.
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A beaten and very used vagina.
This lady went fishing with three guys and came back with a red snapper.
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A tight vagina that has been active for several hours in a day and is therefore red. The vaginal cavity is usually very irritated and swollen.
I was banging that bitch last night and by this morning her cooch was nothing but a red snapper.
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A nymphomaniac. A woman who loves sex so much that her cunt is almost always red and swollen. The snapper part of the expression referring to how tight and eagerly her cunt seems to snap shut on cock. Also in part a fisherman's pun in that red snapper fish do not let go of the bait easily even after being hauled aboard the fishing boat (in this case the worm is a cock). Red snapper is also a tasty fish dish.... Thus again referencing very agressive nymphomaniac behavior.
I found me a red snapper at the bar last Friday night and I am so sore now. I barely got rid of her before going to work Monday.
A famous early 1980s Ron Jeremy porn flick is about the "legend of the red snapper".
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A readheaded womans vulva hair and the surrounding labia.
You should see Chris's girlfriend naked. She has the scariest red snapper I've ever seen!
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An insulting term given to a woman who is suffering from major PMS symptoms or a women who has her period. Snapper is a term for a womans vagina, and red equals its current state.
"Watch out for Jodi, shes acting like a red snapper today"
"Dude, I dont know why Mike went home with Shirley, she's got a Red Snapper today"
"Watch out for Jodi, shes acting like a red snapper today"
"Dude, I dont know why Mike went home with Shirley, she got a Red Snapper today"
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A red snapper is when a girl gives you a very very tight hangjob and your dick turns red, and your on the verge of cumming, and then she gives you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth almost instantly.
Tim: Dude I tried the red snapper last night with caroline and i blew it in her mouth :P
Jose: Niice dude :P
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