Red Sox Fan

What is Red Sox Fan?


1.

The most annoying and bitchiest fans on da face of da earth, also very few cool ones but most are just plain bitchy as hell. Need to get laid.

Red Sox fans need to get laid.

See boston, gringos, mets fans, chavs

2.

Someone that lives and dies for the Red Sox. Someone that spent their childhood at Fenway park no matter if the Sox won or lost. Someone who knows that the Red Sox will always be better than the Yankees.

Person 1: Did you see the Sox game last night?

Person 2: Obviously! I was there!

Person 1: You ARE a true Red Sox Fan

See sox, mlb, boston red sox, dirty water

3.

Someone who likes to spend so long having sex that parts start chaffing and turning red. Named after a famous Baseball team who took so damn long to win people had DIED waiting for them.

Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.

"Oh my God, he kept going on and on, a total Red Sox fan!"

"No way!"

"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"

"What a loser!"

See ejaculation, red sox, chaffing, boring, sex


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