What is Red Wing Commander?
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Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.
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noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, ..
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Attempting to herd or otherwise keep track of, but failing.
Will you quit bo-peepin'?! You're going to let the dogs out!
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