What is Red Wing Commander?
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Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..
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A method of introductory
yo ho hello there my man scottay j
See Bubbles..
