Red Wing Commander

What is Red Wing Commander?


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Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.

Bill: You got your Red Wings?

Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.

Bill: Gross.

See redwings, red wings, red wing, redwing


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