What is Red Wing Commander?
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Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.
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A particularly lumpy and/or misshapen butt
Jimmy has a real claymation ass.
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Hennessy and scope.
That little bitch kept pouring up his H&H's with too much of the blue so the last one he got was a Nantuc..
