What is Red-headed Loafpecker?


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A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.

LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:

"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders

See kfc, shit, chicken, pigeon


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