Red-headed Loafpecker

What is Red-headed Loafpecker?

1.

A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.

LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:

"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders

See kfc, shit, chicken, pigeon

81

Random Words:

Hoverpoop

1. To take a poop in a toilet without contact between the butt and the toilet seat. Hoverpooping requires the hoverpooper to air-sit over ..

Archee

1. A person who is fat, friendless, special, or all of thee above. archee...how much do you way? seriously! See fat, fatty, noob 2. The..

W Squared

1. i.e WW - Window Worthy Used to describe attractive people who are worthy of sitting in the windows of restaurants and bars to attract c..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free