What is Redmuff?
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Most feared of all pirates, Captain RedMuff sailed the seven seas of wife in search for his severed spleen and prosthetic ass with his mighty pirate accomplices.
Often engaged in 'Drunken Monkey' rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using Grumrog (Rum and Grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.
See also
"Man the lifeboats and clean my ass, tonight we sail for Cuba."
"KeyChange Ahoy."
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One who, lacking any real credibility, tries to provide some legitimacy for themselves by amassing random phenomenon. Are often old, sad..
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The inability to utter what you want to say, after T.S. Eliot's character in "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
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