What is Redmuff?
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Most feared of all pirates, Captain RedMuff sailed the seven seas of wife in search for his severed spleen and prosthetic ass with his mighty pirate accomplices.
Often engaged in 'Drunken Monkey' rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using Grumrog (Rum and Grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.
See also
"Man the lifeboats and clean my ass, tonight we sail for Cuba."
"KeyChange Ahoy."
