What is Redmuff?
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Most feared of all pirates, Captain RedMuff sailed the seven seas of wife in search for his severed spleen and prosthetic ass with his mighty pirate accomplices.
Often engaged in 'Drunken Monkey' rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using Grumrog (Rum and Grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.
See also
"Man the lifeboats and clean my ass, tonight we sail for Cuba."
"KeyChange Ahoy."
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To be free from having to do anything;opposite of shooting some terrorists
Bob are you sst? No John ill be Smokin some crack tonight.
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A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunc..
