Redneck Alarm Clock

What is Redneck Alarm Clock?

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.

He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.

See redneck, alarm, clock, drunk, beer

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