Redneck Beday

What is Redneck Beday?

WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.

Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.

See plopper, splash down, shit, poop

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