Redneck Condom

What is Redneck Condom?


1.

A plastic bag and a rubber band

well shucks, we ran out of cock covers so lets make one o' thems redneck condoms

See redneck, raincoat, condom, rubber

2.

A chicken.

"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"

"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"

See contraception, condom, redneck, hillbilly, chicken, red-neck, wild west


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