Redneck Mecca

What is Redneck Mecca?


1.

wal-mart - That's where it started. The rednecks let the "wal-marts" come into their towns and destroy the local businesses and provide customers to factories in foreign countries that put local factories out of business.

"I'm goin' to the wal-marts store." That's how a lot of them say it and even write on their checks.

I just tell people I'm going to the redneck mecca because I despise them, which I rarely do anymore. And I once was a committed customer like all the other rednecks until one of their "manager trainees" told me it's against their "corporate policy" to hand out a single business card to another customer or one of their "associates".


51

Random Words:

1. A word describing terrific ownage. That new game you bought is ownerrific. See ownerrific, own, terrific..
1. A friendless loser, who acts queer and/or annoying. Someone who does very stupid, strange, and homosexual things. queer + weirdo = quei..
1. Cue the latest innovation: dual-video porn, which pits two YouTube-style videos head to head, giving each your partial, divided attentio..