What is Redneck Mecca?
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wal-mart - That's where it started. The rednecks let the "wal-marts" come into their towns and destroy the local businesses and provide customers to factories in foreign countries that put local factories out of business.
"I'm goin' to the wal-marts store." That's how a lot of them say it and even write on their checks.
I just tell people I'm going to the redneck mecca because I despise them, which I rarely do anymore. And I once was a committed customer like all the other rednecks until one of their "manager trainees" told me it's against their "corporate policy" to hand out a single business card to another customer or one of their "associates".
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sex in the library between stacks of books.
Chris and Kelley were looking for something kinky, so they decided to have sex in the stack..
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You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.
Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle..