Redneck Rodeo

What is Redneck Rodeo?


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"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.

"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*

See sex, rodeo, riding, girl, bedroom


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