Redneck Trifecta

What is Redneck Trifecta?

The "redneck trifecta" represents the three things a redneck cannot live without: NASCAR, rasslin', and Wal-Mart!

"I reckon I'll buy me some jerky and discount beer at the Wal-Mart and spend all day watchin rasslin and NASCAR!" -Cledus

redneck's 3 favorite things

incest, bestiality, & moonshine

Smaring

1. someone who is glaring/staring and smiling at the same time At work Tiffany was smaring at Blake from across the room See stare, glare..

Towboard

1. Snowboarding while being towed by a vehicle (i.e snowmobile/ATV/car). Mutch like wakeboarding, except on snow, with a snowboard. towboa..

Sputtled

1. When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking. ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to c..

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